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Aphorists

  • Mark TwainMark Twain predicted he would die with Halley's Comet, and he did. He died the day after it passed closest to the Sun.
  • George OrwellGeorge Orwell was a pen name, chosen from a shortlist in 1932. He was born Eric Arthur Blair in British India.
  • Oscar WildeOscar Wilde was convicted at the height of his fame, with two plays running in London's West End.
  • Friedrich NietzscheFriedrich Nietzsche's sister edited his writings to fit her own ultranationalist views.
  • Abraham LincolnAbraham Lincoln is the only U.S. president to hold a patent. In 1849 he patented a way to lift riverboats.
  • Theodore RooseveltTheodore Roosevelt was shot in the chest, then gave a 90-minute speech. It happened in Milwaukee in October 1912.
  • AristotleOnly around a third of Aristotle's original writings survive, and none was meant to be published.
  • Jorge Luis BorgesJorge Luis Borges directed Argentina's National Library while completely blind.
  • René DescartesRené Descartes had three dreams in a heated room in 1619. He believed they revealed a new philosophy to him.
  • Victor HugoVictor Hugo asked for a pauper's funeral and got the largest in French history.
  • Franz KafkaFranz Kafka asked his friend Max Brod to burn everything he had written. Brod refused.
  • Mikhail BakuninKarl Marx had the anarchist Mikhail Bakunin expelled from the First International in 1872.
  • ConfuciusTold his stables had burned, Confucius asked only, "Was anyone hurt?" He did not ask about the horses.
  • Georg SimmelMax Weber and Edmund Husserl backed Georg Simmel, yet he got no full professor's chair until age 56.
  • Ambrose BierceAmbrose Bierce's last known letter said he was leaving for an unknown destination. He then vanished at age 71.
  • Sun TzuDid Sun Tzu, the reputed author of The Art of War, even exist? Scholars have doubted it since the 12th century.
  • Blaise PascalBlaise Pascal rediscovered geometry on a tile floor as a boy. His father had tried to keep math from him.

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